The spreadsheet empire
The whole business runs on one spreadsheet only one person really understands. We replace it with one small tool the whole team can use.
A small, senior team of engineers and go-to-market thinkers. We strip your problem to first principles, build the simplest thing that actually works, then make sure the right people hear about it.
We don’t start with the tool. We start with what’s actually stuck, who it’s stuck for, and why. These are the situations we hear most.
The whole business runs on one spreadsheet only one person really understands. We replace it with one small tool the whole team can use.
Every month the ad bill goes up and the leads don’t. Pause the spend and growth pauses with it. We build channels that keep working after the budget doesn’t.
Customers who find you love you. But when people, and the AI assistants they ask, go looking, you don’t come up. We fix what you say, where you show up and what agents can read.
Your roastery: not mentioned.
We’ve brewed this before. It usually sounds something like this.
Custom tools, internal apps and integrations that replace duct tape with something you can rely on.
A go-to-market plan rooted in how your customers actually decide, not a slide deck.
Content, community, partnerships, referrals and integrations that keep compounding long after launch.
Workflow agents for the busywork, and content your customers’ AI assistants can actually find, compare and cite.
When AI agents read, compare and shortlist on people’s behalf, interruptive ads talk to no one. What still moves people is trust, earned through useful work, real communities and a brand people remember.
We don’t copy playbooks. We ask what’s true about your customer, your costs and your market, then reason up from there.
Rented attention disappears when the budget does. Owned distribution compounds: every piece of work makes the next one easier.
Brand isn’t a logo. It’s what people say about you when you’re not in the room, and what agents surface when they’re asked.
Three steps. No 80-page audits, no retainers that drift.
A free, no-pitch conversation about your business. We listen for the real problem, which is rarely the one on the brief.
A short, first-principles plan: what to build, what to say, where to show up, and what to stop doing.
We ship the software and set up the distribution in tight loops, measuring what matters. Then we hand you the keys.
If you’re past the idea stage and growth has stalled on ops, tech or reach, we’re probably a good fit. From a handful of people up to a few hundred.
Tell us what’s stuck. We’ll tell you honestly whether we can help, and if not, who can.
Kettle’s on.
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